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(In the house, Mordecai and Rigby are watching TV in the living room. On the TV, a pink dog toy is decapitated by a man holding a blade. His name is Kal "The Chopman" Smith. He then slices a rope, a white board, and a plank of wood. He swings down his blade at a tennis ball, but misses. Then, he is seen slicing multiple water bottles in half, before carefully slicing a block of wood. A bystander with a hat watches in amazement)
Bystander: Yeah!
(The Chopman then runs over to a buzzer and pushes it. Everyone applauds)
Chopman: Yeah! I'm Kal "The Chopman" Smith! Today, I used my ten-inch high carbon geo-
(The Chopman is interrupted by a title card, where a TV announcer reads off the screen...)
Announcer: Blade Games! America's eighth fastest growing sport will continue after the break!
(Mordecai and Rigby watch in amazement)
Rigby: Dude, I can't believe how cool Blade Games are!
(Rigby picks up a sofa cushion and puts it on its side)
Rigby: They're all like...shing!
(Rigby lifts his arm in the air)
Rigby: Kachuik!
(Rigby karate chops the cushion. Mordecai then gets up and throws his arm back)
Mordecai: Shing!
(Mordecai karate chops the cushion, then Rigby does it again, followed once again by Mordecai, and once again by Rigby. Benson suddenly walks into the room)
Benson: What do you two think you're doing? I'm not paying you to beat up the couch! In fact, I need you to thin the overgrown bamboo, get rid of the old Mylar balloons, shape the hedges, get rid of that tree stump, and prep the birthday salami.
Mordecai: Can we finish watching these Blade Games first?
(Rigby points at the TV)
Rigby: It's Tank Le'Slice!
(On the TV, Le'Slice uses her blade to slice up an apple into multiple slices. Suddenly, Benson switches the TV off)
Mordecai & Rigby: Aw...
Benson: Get to work right now!
Mordecai & Rigby: Fine!
(Later, Mordecai and Rigby are thinning the bamboo. Mordecai suddenly turns around holding a small piece of bamboo)
Mordecai: Dude, look. It's a bamblade.
(Mordecai hits some bamboo with his bamblade)
Mordecai: Shing!
Rigby: Mine's a bamblade too!
(Rigby is holding a much larger piece of bamboo, and struggles to turn it around. Benson is watching them from the house kitchen)
Benson: Unbelievable! It's every single day!
(Benson walks off then instantly bumps into Pops, who is completely naked, but wearing a towel)
Benson: Sorry, Pops. I didn't see you standing there with your...towel.
Pops: That's quite alright! I heard you yelling earlier and wanted to wash off the tension with an air bath!
Benson: Okay? Well look, Pops, I'm sorry for yelling but I just can't get Mordecai and Rigby to do their work!
Pops: Perhaps yelling isn't effective. I'd happily loan you my old managerial motivation tapes from when I was park manager!
Benson: Thanks, Pops. But I can handle-
(Suddenly, a large piece of bamboo smashes through the kitchen window. Benson growls as he turns around to see Mordecai and Rigby looking through the window)
Rigby: Anyone seen a bamblade?
(Benson turns to Pops)
Benson: Gah, gimme the tapes!
TBA