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(At the front of the House, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are holding cans of soda in celebration of Benson's six-year anniversary at the park. Pops bangs his can with a spoon)
Pops: Chin-chin! I'd like to make a toast to Benson, in honor of his six-year anniversary as park mananger!
(Everyone cheers for Benson)
Benson: Thank you! I can't believe this place feels like home when it all started out as a temporary groundskeeper gig.
Mordecai: Groundskeeper?!
Rigby: You weren't always manager?
Benson: (laughs) Hey, I had to start somewhere! It all began when I was on tour with Hair to the Throne.
(A flashback begins. Benson is drumming on stage with Hair to the Throne)
Oggy: Thank you, City!
(The band exits the stage)
Gunnar: Mate, you rocked the mountaintop!
Oggy: Hey, look.
(Oggy sees three girls standing by their tour bus waving at them)
Oggy: Fans...
Benson: Don't worry, guys. I'll handle this.
(Cut to Benson screaming at the girls)
Benson: Get lost! We need to focus on the only thing that matters to a band! Musicianship.
(The girls walk off as the remaining band members watch in shock)
Oggy: What...the...?
(300 Miles Later, the band are inside the tour bus. Benson is taking notes on a notepad)
Benson: Guys, it's really just about maximizing efficiency. If we go to bed early, floss regularly, exercise three times a week, and do an annual colonoscopy -
Oggy: Benson, stop! Efficiency is not rock and roll!
Gunnar: Yeah, and I ain't flossin'!
(Gunnar's teeth are covered in filth)
Benson: But your mouth is your instrument! Guys, I just want this band to be the best it can be. That's why I saved my best idea for last. 8am band practice!
(The tour bus stops in the middle of the road, and Benson is kicked out with all of his drum equipment. The tour bus begins to drive off)
Benson: Wait, you can't do the big drum solo without me!
(Oggy opens a window)
Oggy: It's not your problem! Now, prepare to get coal-rolled.
Benson: Coal-what?
(The tour bus emits huge exhaust fumes over Benson, who coughs. The bus then spins donuts and knocks Benson's kit away, as it drives away. Sometime later, Benson is at a storage facility named U-Stor It. He is sat by his storage locker, number 250, which holds his drums inside, looking at a poster of the band with a soda. He sighs, then picks up the soda, when he's suddenly interrupted by the storage manager)
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