| OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! |
(On a distant moon, Mordecai and Rigby are on a stage for a Galactic Rap Battle. The entire crowd consists of robots. On stage with the duo is three additional robots, one of whom is the host of the rap battle)
Host Bot: Welcome bots, to the tenth annual robot rap battle.
(The robots cheer)
Host Bot: Stage left, we have earthlings: Mordecai and Rigby. Stage right, we have the reigning champ: Flobot 2000...and his hype-bot, Randy.
(Randy is a purple chalice and a stack of money)
Randy: My man!
(Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the microphone on stage)
Host Bot: Good luck, earthlings. You'll need it.
Mordecai & Rigby: Hmph!
(Mordecai and Rigby begin their first rap)
Mordecai: We're Mordecai and Rigby.
Rigby: We hail from Earth.
Mordecai: We've always had the flow, we've known it since birth.
Rigby: So we packed up our game and brought it to space, just so we can shove it in your dumb metal face!
Mordecai & Rigby: OOHHH!!!
Host Bot: What do we think, folks?
(The crowd stands silent, as one robot plays an MP3 sound file of a cricket chirping)
Host Bot: (whistles) No love, no love at all. Flobot.
(Flobot 2000 walks to the front of the stage and takes a microphone out of his leg compartment)
Flobot: 1-0-0-0-1-0-1-1-0-0-1-0-1.
(The crowd cheers)
Rigby: Aw, what!?
Flobot: Aw, yeah! That's why he's the king, y'all. Earthlings, anything else?
(Mordecai and Rigby begin their next rap)
Rigby: We'll take pity on you, we'll bring this to an end. When your joints rust up, our verses transcend. So stay in your places, 'cause that's just a taste. You might be the future, but you'll never replace...this!
(Rigby draws a heart with his hand)
Mordecai: We're made of flesh and blood, you're made of cold steel. You might have the rhythm but you don't got the feel.
Mordecai & Rigby: Push, push! Shove, shove! You will never know love! Boop-boop, beep-beep, now you're in too deep.
Mordecai: Rap's too hard...
Rigby: ...for your memory card!
Mordecai & Rigby: OOHHH!!!
(Mordecai and Rigby look out to another silent crowd. The robot with the cricket MP3 rewinds the sound file to play it from the beginning)
Rigby: Seriously!?
(Flobot 2000 lifts his microphone)
Flobot: 1.
(Flobot 2000 drops his microphone and the crowd cheers)
Rigby: Aw, what!?
Randy: Yeah, you can't step to this!
Rigby: Whatever, I got you robots figured out!
(Rigby turns to Mordecai)
Rigby: It's just random ones and zeros, dude!
(Mordecai and Rigby begin a rap, entirely in binary code)
Rigby: 0-1-1-1-0-0-0-0!
Mordecai: 0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1!
Rigby: 0-1-1-0!
Mordecai: 0-1-1-1!
(Flobot 2000 lunges forward)
Flobot: What did you call my mama?
(The robots chase Mordecai and Rigby away from their rap battle)
End of "Robot Rap Battle"