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Cold Open

(Episode begins at the park house. Thomas, who this is our first time seeing, is knocking on the door. He then knocks again, waiting for a response.)

Thomas: Hello? (Peeks through window. As he backs away, he then notices the knob, and enters the house.) Benson, hello? (Knocks again.) Is anybody here? (Walks further in. His cell phone rings and he answers.) Hey, mom. Yeah, it's my first day at my new internship. No, I'm looking for them right now. Yeah, yeah, I met everybody yesterday and they all seem really cool. Yeah, it's gonna be a really easy way to get three credits. (Suddenly, an explosion of some sort occurs outside, shaking the house.) Mom, hold on!

(Thomas runs outside and sees a fireball explode right by the house as lasers fly past him. To the left, he sees Pops, High Five Ghost and Benson running in terror.)

Benson: RUN! RUN!

(All three are hit with lasers and stunned as Thomas watches. He then sees Skips running past the shooter. After dodging some lasers, he is eventually shot and hits the ground. He turns to face the shooter, who has an awfully-familiar bearded face. Muscle Man is shown watching from behind a trash can.)

Skips: You. You won't get away with--

(Skips is shot again; Muscle Man makes a break for it but is also shot down. Mordecai and Rigby are then seen running past the destruction. Mordecai is carrying the time machine from the episode "Bad Kiss", while Rigby has a file.)

Rigby: Dude, hurry!

Mordecai: (Mashing the buttons on the time machine) I'm trying!

(Just as they are about to be shot, the time machine activates and Mordecai and Rigby disappear in a green aura. The bearded man walks up to the house.)

???: You should have sold it to me when you had the chance! (He blows up the house with a detonation device, laughing maniacally as a dark cloud forms above the rubble. Thomas looks on in shock. The title cards then appear.)

(REGULAR SHOW - CREATED BY JG QUINTEL - EXIT 9B - WRITTEN AND STORYBOARDED BY: CALVIN WONG, TOBY JONES - WRITTEN AND STORYBOARDED BY: ANDRES SALAFF, MADELINE QUERIPEL - SUPERVISING PRODUCER: MIKE ROTH)

Part 1

2 MONTHS LATER

(The camera pans down to see a new location: Skips' Place, Body and Oil Transmission.)

Skips: Let's see... Pops? (Pan through the seats, to Pops, in a zookeeper's outfit.) We got a Pops here?

Pops: Huh?

Skips: You Pops?

Pops: Indeed!

Skips: Car's ready, sign here. (Shows Pops a clipboard and hands him a pen.)

Pops: I hope she wasn't any trouble, Mister! Mister... (Looks at nametag.) Skips.

Skips: Not really. Just an oil change.

Pops: Oh, splendid! (Runs away, laughing. Skips then looks at the clipboard again.)

Skips: We got a Marcy Stevenson here?

(Pops starts up his car, and drives out of Skips', and onto the road. He turns on the radio to listen to old-style music. At the crosswalk, Muscle Man, dressed like a college professor, checks his watch.)

Muscle Man: Come on! (Looks at the crosswalk sign. It stays on the red hand for a few seconds, before the white stick figure flashes on, Pops is seen driving, not noticing Muscle Man, only seeing him and braking at the last second. Muscle Man starts punching the car’s hood in a rage.) What the heck, old man? (Pops then fearfully backs up his car, and drives away.) Hey! (Furiously throws his briefcase at Pops' car.)

Pops: Sorry!

Muscle Man: I'll find out who you are! (Walks up to pick up his briefcase and High Five Ghost appears. He is now a pizza delivery guy.)

High Five Ghost: Hey, mister. Do you know the way to the park?

Muscle Man: Uh, hello, I almost died. Besides, I don't have time to tell you; I'm late for my lecture on quantum mechanics. (leaves towards the city college)

High Five Ghost: Pff, brainiac. (He now looks at a sign that says Old Town <--, and The Park -->, and heads to the park with a disgruntled look on his face.)

(On the park gate is a sign that reads, 'Exit 9B Coming Soon', High Five Ghost knocks on the gate, and Benson opens it, revealing that he still works at the park.)

Benson: You're not the usual pizza guy.

High Five Ghost: I'm new. That will be $12.95.

(Inside the park, which is now a construction site, Benson takes the pizza to the bearded man.)

Benson: The pizzas have arrived, sir.

???: Excellent. Thomas, come. (We see Thomas, who was listening to music, and he runs to the bearded man.)

Benson: Sir, do you think I could have some pizza?

???: What? Pizza's for winners. You're not a winner, Benson, you're a slacker. Now GET BACK TO WORK!

Benson: Yes, sir.

???: Intern, pizza. (Opens his mouth, and Thomas feeds him a slice. He lets out an evil laugh.)

(Not too far away, Mordecai and Rigby land from the time machine behind some cement mixers.)

Mordecai: Agh, my chest.

Rigby: Are you ok?

Mordecai: Huh? (Gets up, revealing the time machine is now destroyed.) Aw, man.

Rigby: Where are we?

Mordecai: Dude, it's the park. Look. (the pair look around the construction site) Aw man, the freeway's almost done. This is bad. (Mordecai hears something and gasps) Hide! (Mordecai and Rigby hide behind a cement mixer as two construction workers that walk by.) That was too close.

Rigby: What are we gonna do?

Mordecai: It's not too late. Come on, we can still fix this.

Rigby: But the space time thingy's busted!

Mordecai: We don't need it! Do you still have the document? (Rigby takes out the document that is in the file he's carrying.) All right, we have to find Skips.

(We go to Skips' garage, which is now barricaded, and Mordecai knocks at the door.)

Mordecai: Skips! (Knocks again.) Skips?!

Rigby: (Wipes the window.) Skips! (He looks inside the garage, which is all dark and full of trash.)

Mordecai: It's hopeless, dude. He's gone.

Rigby: What now? We can't pull this off without Skips.

Mordecai: There has to be a way. (Looks down.) Huh? (Picks up a card that says "Skips' Place Auto Body".)

Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm, hmm.

(We now go to Skips' Place, Body and Oil Transmission. Mordecai talks to a pair of legs working under a car.)

Mordecai: Hey, man, you know where we can find Skips?

Skips: I'm Skips. Who's asking?

Mordecai and Rigby: Skips!

Skips: Yeah. Who are you?

Mordecai: Dude, it's us, Mordecai and Rigby.

Skips: I don't know you.

Rigby: Dude, he's been brainwashed.

Mordecai: Remember? We were co-workers at the park.

Skips: Nah, I never worked at any park.

Rigby: Do you remember that evil bearded guy? He must have scrambled your brain. He was gonna scramble our brains, too, but we escaped through a hole in space-time. (Makes time traveling sound.)

Mordecai: We think about two months have passed since then, now he's building a freeway on the park. Our park!

Rigby: You got to help us stop him!

Skips: Exit 9B is gonna make a huge difference in people's lives. How else are people gonna get from South I-85 to Southwest 85B? You need some help with your car, I'm your guy. Otherwise, get out of here.

Rigby: That's not the Skips we know!

Skips: (looms over Rigby) I don't know you!

Rigby: Skips, you're in there somewhere, snap out of it! (He slaps Skips in the face. Skips roars in anger before pinning both Mordecai and Rigby up against the wall by their necks, choking them in a fit of rage.)

Skips: What's your game?!

Mordecai: (choking) You gotta remember, Skips!

Skips: Who do you work for?!

Mordecai: Well, (gags) technically, you're one of our bosses? Ugh...

Skips: You lie!

Rigby: Wait, we know why your name is Skips! Remember the only woman you ever loved?!

(Skips strengthens his grip on Rigby's neck... until suddenly, Skips's eyes widen as he flashes back to memories from "Diary", "The Power", "Death Punchies", "This Is My Jam", "Over the Top" and "Skips Strikes". No longer brainwashed, he lets go of Mordecai and Rigby, who fall to the ground coughing and gasping for air as Skips frightenedly contemplates the fact that he just choked them.)

Mordecai: Skips?

Skips: (He breathes heavily for a moment before regaining his composure. He turns to Mordecai and Rigby.) Tell me everything.

(Sometime later, after dark, the trio are still holed up at Skips' Place. While Skips and Rigby sit, Mordecai paces back and forth, attempting to comprehend the current situation.)

Mordecai: That bearded guy tried to buy the park out for months, but then he took it by force. And we're the only ones left who can take it back.

Skips: Uh, do we have a plan?

Mordecai: Rigby, show him the document.

Rigby: Bam! It declares the park a historical landmark. We just need everybody that worked at the park to sign it, then it will be against the law to build Exit 9B, decreed from City Hall, yo!

Mordecai: Easier said then done. If that bearded guy gave you a new identity to hide you, then there's no telling where everyone else is.

Skips: I know where we can find out.

(They head back to the park.)

Skips: Get down. (Skips sees that the coast is clear.) Go, go!

(The trio make it into the office, where they start rifling through files.)

Rigby: There's gotta be thousands of these things.

Mordecai: Is this what we're looking for?

Skips: (Looks at the file that Mordecai found to see information on the rest of the park crew.) Yeah, this is it. It's a case of everybody's new identities. (The file shows a picture of Benson in his new identity as a construction worker) Looks here like Benson's the only one who still works at the park.

(The bearded man tries to open the door.)

???: Benson, why didn't you lock this door?

Benson: But, I did lock it.

???: Oh, you locked it? I guess that's why the handle's turning. And I suppose if I push it right now, it won't open, huh? (Opens the door, but Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips are hidden.) Well, whaddya know, you forgot to lock it.

Benson: I could have sworn I locked it! I won't let it happen again.

(Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips hide inside the closet.)

???: Next time it happens, you're fired. Got it? Thomas, get me some coffee.

Thomas: I'm pretty sure I saw him lock it.

???: Nobody asked you, Thomas! I could fire you anytime I want. Just like I can fire Benson anytime I want. Isn't that right, Benson? (The bearded man now looks at the closet door.) Why's that opened?

Rigby: (whispering) He knows. (Mordecai and Skips cover Rigby's mouth.)

(The bearded man walks up close to the closet door and appears to be ready to kick it open, but he instead kicks a file cabinet closed.)

???: Breaktime's over. (The bearded man, Benson and Thomas leave and close the door. Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips come out into the office.)

(The trio first track down Pops, who is now a butterfly sanctuary instructor.)

Pops: Welcome to the City Butterfly Sanctuary! Admission is free, although donations are greatly appreciated.

Mordecai: (Clears his throat and holds up a lollipop.) Will you take a Butterscotch Ripple?

Pops: (Now has memories from "The Power", "Karaoke Video", "Prankless", "Just Set Up the Chairs", "Go Viral", "Brain Eraser", "Sugar Rush" and "The Best Burger in the World". Pops is no longer and laughs.) I remember, jolly good show!

(Next is Muscle Man, who is now teaching college students in an auditorium.)

Muscle Man: And as you can clearly see, C=8. Any questions? (Mordecai raises his hand.) Yes, in the back?

Mordecai: Yeah, we were just wondering... do you know who else is C=8?

Muscle Man: Well actually, yes I do. It's my mom. (Gasps as he flashes back through memories from "Trash Boat", "Big Winner", "Slam Dunk", "Fuzzy Dice", "In the House", "Gut Model", "Muscle Mentor" and "Death Metal Crash Pit". Muscle Man is no longer brainwashed, and he rubs his hair back to its original form.) WHOOOOOO! (Knocks over his table and the students gasp) WHOOOO! Eat it, eggheads! Class is dismissed! WHOOOOOOOOO! (Smashes the exit door.) Whoooooooo!

(Back at Skips' Place, High Five Ghost comes to deliver a pizza. He is grabbed through the door; Muscle Man knocks the pizza box out of his hand and raises his own.)

High Five Ghost: No...!

(Muscle Man high fives him, causing Fives to gasp; he sees memories of when he was a baby, when he was in High School and from episodes such as "My Mom", "Rage Against the TV" and "Fuzzy Dice". High Five Ghost is no longer brainwashed.)

High Five Ghost: Whooooo!

All: Yeah!

(They all sign the document.)

Muscle Man: (to High Five Ghost) Looks like my John Hancock's the biggest. Now give me a high five cuz I got a huge signature! (high fives High Five Ghost, now returns to face the guys) But seriously, how do we save the park?

Mordecai: We have to get Benson's signature. The problem is he's always with that bearded guy.

Muscle Man: Who is that tool anyway?

Skips: A contractor. He's tried to buy the park countless times, so he can build a freeway there.

Pops: But why must it be the park? Why is it so important to this beard?

Skips: That doesn't matter now. What matters is that we get Benson back to sign this contract.

High Five Ghost: But we could get killed.

Muscle Man: Yeah. This sounds pretty heavy, bro.

Mordecai: Look, Skips is right. It might be risky, but we have to try. This isn't just the park we're talking about, it's Benson too.

Muscle Man: You're right. Let's do this thing. On three. (They all put their hands together.) One, two, three!

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, And High Five Ghost: For The Park!

Pops: Jolly Good Show!

Skips: We'll stop the contractor!

(Short pause)

Rigby: We could have planned that better.

(Everyone returns to the park, where the highway is nearly finished.)

Mordecai: All right, guys, Benson could be anywhere. We just need his signature and this will all be over. Skips, you take Muscle Man and High Five Ghost and go around back. Me, Rigby, and Pops will go that way. And remember, whatever you do, don't get caught.

Thomas: What are you guys doing here?

(Everyone whirls around to see Thomas spotting them)

Muscle Man: Thomas, what's your problem? You trying to give us a heart attack?

Thomas: I have to be here. I need the credits for school. You guys gotta go, the new manager's crazy.

Mordecai: We're not leaving. You gotta tell us where Benson is, so we can get his signature.

Thomas: Uhhh...

Mordecai: Thomas!

Rigby: Thomas, where's Benson?!

Thomas: Uh, right behind you.

(Muscle Man and High Five Ghost get bagged by other construction workers and Benson.)

Benson: Get all of them.

(Skips and Pops get bagged as well.)

Mordecai: Benson, no! You can't do this!

(Not listening to reason, Benson snaps his fingers, and Mordecai and Rigby are the last victims to get bagged. End of Exit 9B, Part 1)

Part 2

(Part 2 begins with the bearded man laughing maniacally. The gang of six have bags pulled from their heads and it is revealed that they are buried neck-deep into cement at the end of a freeway ramp. Benson and Thomas stand next to the man.)

???: Well, well, well. What've we got here? A couple of protesters trespassing on private property. What, you're not a fan of Exit 9B? Let me guess: you stuck yourself in that cement so we'll stop building, hmm? Well, I'm afraid that isn't going to work. In fact, you're one of the final components of its completion! (Laughs evilly)

(The gang struggles to get out.)

Mordecai: Dude, what's your deal?!

Muscle Man: Yeah, what's your beef with the park?

???: Beef? I have no "beef" with the park. My "beef" is with Mordecai and Rigby!

Mordecai: Us?!

Rigby: But we don't even know you!

???: Perhaps, not in my current form, but maybe this will jog your memory! (He struggles until his clothes all fall away, revealing he is just only a floating head. He gives out an evil laugh once again, as everyone stuck in cement gasp in horror, as well as Benson and Thomas.) That's right, I'm the son of universally-renowned gaming champion, Garrett Bobby Ferguson – Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.!

Mordecai: Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?

GBF Jr: No, it's because you blew him up! You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?!

Mordecai: But that wasn't our fault!

Rigby: (mockingly) Yeah, it was just a side-effect of getting schooled so hard!

GBF Jr: Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.

Muscle Man: (sarcastically) Good one, dudes.

GBF Jr: When my freeway is complete, it will be a gateway to the fiery center of the earth, and then my dad, along with everyone else you've ever destroyed, will come back from beyond the grave to destroy everything you hold dear. (he laughs as the gang gasps in shock) And now that I have a captive audience, I present Exit 9B!

(The last part of the freeway is slotted into place. This triggers a pair of sphere-ended poles to zap the dark cloud, which becomes a portal; many dozens of villains from previous episodes are seen walking out of it.)

Muscle Man: Oh no, bro.

Rigby: This is bad.

(The villains stop marching as a giant head appears from the portal. The villains all look at it and it is revealed to be none other than Garrett Bobby Ferguson himself.)

Mordecai: No way.

GBF Sr: Get ready for a universe serving of revenge.

(GBF floats to his son.)

GBF Jr: Father.

GBF Sr: Son.

(They groan as they grow arms and legs. The guys react in disgust.)

GBF Sr: (Hugs GBF Jr.) You're looking good, son.

GBF Jr: Thanks. Now what do you say we show these park scum the meaning of revenge?

The Urge: (cracking his knuckles) I'm gonna enjoy this.

Hot Dog: These cowards die tonight!

(The heroes struggle to get out.)

Rigby: It's useless. We're all gonna die!

Pops: We're surely done for!

Skips: I don't know about you guys. I think it's rude not to invite your friends to the party. (Skips whistles, summoning many allies, including the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Techmo, the God of Basketball and Death.)

Death: 'Ello, boys.

Everyone except Skips: Whoa.

Skips: Nice of you fellas to drop by.

Leader of the Guardians of Eternal Youth: Greetings, park dwellers. (The Guardians zap the cement, freeing the workers.)

GBF Jr: Huh! What, is that supposed to be an army?

GBF Sr: Huh, yeah!

Rigby: There's too many of 'em!

High Five Ghost: He's right! We'll never defeat them!

Mordecai: It's not about defeating them anymore! It's about standing up to them and fighting! I for one am not just gonna hand over everything that I care about to some floating head that wants revenge on us. I'm not backing down, and I don't think you oughta back down either! (Pops nods in agreement) Today we fight! We fight for the park! (The workers cheer.) Now who's with me?! (The workers and Guardians cheer.) WHO'S WITH ME?! (Everyone cheers again.)

GBF Jr: How touching. Demon spawn of the underworld...

(The zombies moan in compliance.)

GBF Jr: ATTACK!!!

(The zombies charge towards the gang)

Mordecai: Hold the line... (The charge continues) Hold the line... (The charge continues) NOW!

(As Techmo, revealed to have commandeered the wrecking ball, raises his fist in the air triumphantly, the gang scatters as a wrecking ball flies through and smashes most of the zombies back and off the ramp. A hand-to-hand fight breaks out with crude weapons.)

GBF Jr: CHARGE!

(The rest of the villains charge.)

Mordecai: Charge!

(The protagonists and antagonists battle each other. A Blonde man tries to punch Mordecai, but Mordecai knocks him out. The Stag-Man is passed out on the ground while the Hammer and the God of Basketball engage in a fistfight as the Master Prank Caller passes by. God of Basketball keeps punching the Hammer and when he starts spinning his arm, No Rules Man hits him on the back with a pole. The Hammer uppercuts God of Basketball to send him flying towards Mordecai and Rigby, knocking God of Basketball out.)

Mordecai: Dude, we've gotta find Benson so we can get him to sign these papers.

Rigby: Let's go!

(The two run through the battle to find Benson. In the background, Muscle Man viciously strangles a blonde man, while Skips fights some construction workers. The Game Store Manager swings his mace at Mordecai and Rigby, but the two duck and pass Party Pete in his inflated disco form. The Duck Collector also passes by with a sword in hand, who Rigby repels by lunging at him. Some villains charge Skips and the Guardians.)

Skips: Now!

(The Guardians raise their rattles to the heavens, zapping down a beam of light that places the Fists of Justice onto Skips' arms. Skips knocks over several villains with one punch as the fight continues on all sides. Mordecai is seen battling the Summertime Song, who's wielding a fire axe)

Summertime Song: Summertime lovin'--

(Mordecai smashes Summertime Song in half and he garbles his song to an end as tape spills everywhere.)

Rigby: Dude, there's Benson!

Mordecai: Benson, you've been brainwashed! (Benson swings his stick at the two and they duck)

Rigby: You're on the wrong side, man!

Benson: Shut up! (collides his stick against Mordecai's)

Mordecai: We're telling the truth!

Rigby: The beard guy's evil!

(A girder on a rope flies and knocks the three off the ramp. Mordecai and Rigby land on the ground.)

Rigby: Uhhh...

Mordecai: Where'd Benson go? (screams)

(A digger appears overhead - and Benson's in the cockpit. Mordecai and Rigby jump into a golf cart. Benson chases in the digger, trying to smash them.)

Rigby: Benson, you're the boss of the park! How do you not remember that?!

Benson: Lies!

Rigby: (to Mordecai) Look out!

(The Destroyer of Worlds charges its laser, then shoots at the Guardians. But the Lemon Chef arrives with the Baby Ducks as they transform into Hyperduck. Also, Susan rises from the ground to assist Destroyer of Worlds, they then shout, ready to fight to the death. Lemon Chef and Destroyer of Worlds run up to each other while firing their beams, then crash into each other and both explode. Hyperduck and Susan fight, but when Susan tries to punch the latter, they throw her onto a section of the freeway, where the Duck Collector is standing on a board and about to kill a frightened Pops with his sword. Susan falls on one side of the board and launches the Duck Collector in the air. Hyperduck sees the Duck Collector flying through mid-air.)

Hyperduck: Step off! (He karate chops the Duck Collector in half.)

(No Rules Man roller-skates past Skips and drenches the Fists of Justice with water.)

No Rules Man: No rules.

(The Fists of Justice short circuit and Skips throws them into the air as they explode. No Rules Man laughs, but is then seized by Hyperduck, who detains him in a portable potty, shakes it up and hurls it upward. It is hit by a passing airplane, killing No Rules Man.)

Mordecai: Benson, don't do this! The park means everything to you!

Benson: He warned me you'd try to fill my head with lies! Say goodnight.

(Benson raises the digger; Mordecai and Rigby scream. As the digger comes down, Mordecai tries to drive the cart away, but because they are stuck in mud, they can only do donuts instead of moving. This gives Benson a flashback of Mordecai and Rigby doing donuts outside the house, annoying him. Benson grabs his head in pain and the digger stops. Mordecai and Rigby look up to see Benson deep in painful thought.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Huh?

Mordecai: (gasps) We were doing donuts! Quick, dude: hamboning!

Rigby: Ham-bon-ing! Ham-bon-ing! Ham-bon-ing!

Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm! Hmm! Hmm hmm! Hmm hmm! Hmm! Hmm! (climbing out of the cart) Not setting up the chairs next time! Not setting up the chairs next time!

Benson: Get.. out... of my HEAD!!!

Mordecai and Rigby: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Benson has another, longer flashback, including memories from "Just Set Up the Chairs", "Fortune Cookie", "Weekend at Benson's", "Think Positive", "Brain Eraser", "Prank Callers", "Eggscellent" (where he gets punched in the face) and "Busted Cart", and everything comes back to him when he is free from his brainwashing.)

Benson: (Jumps off from the digger) Where do I sign?

(Back on the freeway, the GBFs watch the battle below going their way. Broseph Chillaxton can be seen in the background against the Guardians and two members of Skull Punch capture Muscle Man while Pops fights the band's remaining member.)

GBF Jr: They're outnumbered. Soon it will all be over.

GBF Sr: I think you just got the universe record for best revenge ever!

(A bright light and noise appears above.)

GBF Jr and GBF Sr : Huh?!

(A white car flies down from the sky. Gary is driving while Mordecai, Rigby and Benson stand on the trunk.)

Benson: STOP!!

(The car lands)

Benson: (over megaphone) This ends now!

Mordecai: That's right! Benson got his memory back and with his signature this document is complete! (holds the document showing Benson's name added) Shut down Exit 9B and the portal!

Rigby: Decreed from City Hall, yo!

Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson: Historical landmark!

(GBF Jr and GBF Sr hold each other and laugh.)

GBF Jr: They think they got everybody, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Senior.

Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson: Huh?

GBF Jr: (walks to an oil drum) You had to get the signatures of all the park employees.

(GBF Jr kicks the oil drum into the air to reveal Thomas hiding underneath.)

Thomas: Huh?

Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson: Thomas?!

(A new signature line is added to the document)

GBF Jr: Now, hand over the document or the intern gets it. (He holds a laser gun aimed at Thomas' head.)

Benson: Why did I have to hire him right before all this happened?!

Mordecai: (sighs) This isn't his fight. (Climbing off the back of the car, Mordecai slips and loses his footing, dropping the document out of sight.) Sorry.

GBF Jr: Quit messing around and bring me the contract!

Mordecai: (Picking up a file and walking to GBF Jr.) Alright, alright.

GBF Jr: (Takes the file and laughs.) Revenge is a dish best served cold. Intern, fetch the coffee - iced!

(As Thomas prepares the coffee, he looks over to the guys and hesitates from their defeated reactions.)

Muscle Man: The park...

Skips: Our home.

Pops: (sheds a tear in anguish) All is lost...

GBF Jr: Thomas! Stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already. Kid's worthless, am I right?

(Thomas screams and charges at GBF Jr, throwing the coffee at him. GBF Jr roundhouse kicks him off the edge of the freeway.)

The workers and Gary: (shocked) Thomas!

(As Thomas falls to the ground, Gary's car swoops off after him, with Benson and Rigby still in the back. Pops, Skips, and Mordecai watch over the edge.)

GBF Jr: Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now. (The villains gather.) We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. Minions! Behold!

(GBF Jr holds up the contract... or rather, what he thinks is the contract.)

Blonde Man: Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face?

GBF Jr: Huh? A fake?

Mordecai: Hey losers!

(The car floats up from below the freeway. Thomas is clinging from the edge of the trunk.)

Rigby: Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face, know what I'm sayin'?

GBF Jr and GBF Sr: NOOOOOOOOO!

(Thomas signs the last missing spot and the paper glows yellow around his name. The contract takes off into midair and flies to the portal, closing it. The freeway begins to crumble and crack as the villains are sucked into the portal, followed closely by the bits of destroyed freeway and - unless they can hold on, the park workers, too. The GBFs stand on the last remaining piece of freeway as it is ripped apart all around them.)

GBF Sr: JUNIOR! You just broke the universe record for disappointing your father! AUUUUUGH! (explodes)

GBF Jr: (falls to his knees and shrieks in fury and despair) NOOOOOO!!!

(GBF Jr also explodes as the rest of the freeway crumbles before the the portal ultimately explodes, forming a mushroom cloud. When it settles, the park is back to normal with green grass and blue skies. The workers stand with awe outside the now-destroyed house. Everyone except Thomas cheers.)

Mordecai: Yeah, Thomas, that was awesome!

Benson: Yeah, you're gonna make a great addition to the team.

(Everyone pats Thomas' head and rubs his shoulders.)

Rigby: Sweet job, Thomas!

Pops: Good to have you!

Thomas: Hah, thanks guys! Does... stuff like this happen all the time?

(Everyone nods and agrees.)

Benson: Don't worry, we'll have this place cleaned up in no time. Right, Skips?

Skips: Eh, I've seen worse.

Benson: Alright everyone, let's get to it!

(Muscle Man and High Five Ghost get ready to drive off in the cart)

Muscle Man: Woo! Later, grandmas!

Mordecai: Thomas, we'll catch you later, right?

Thomas: Uh, yeah.

Rigby: Cool. Later, Thomas.

(Thomas is alone as his cellphone rings)

Thomas: (answering the cellphone) Hey mom. No, no, I'm not going to quit anymore. Yeah, yeah. I think this internship's gonna be really cool.

(End of Exit 9B)

Episode Transcripts   Season One "The Power" • "Just Set Up the Chairs" • "Caffeinated Concert Tickets" • "Death Punchies" • "Free Cake" • "Meat Your Maker" "Grilled Cheese Deluxe" • "The Unicorns Have Got to Go" • "Prank Callers" • "Don" • "Rigby's Body" • "Mordecai and the Rigbys"   Season Two "Ello Gov'nor" • "It's Time" • "Appreciation Day" • "Peeps" • "Dizzy" • "My Mom" • "High Score" • "Rage Against the TV" "Party Pete" • "Brain Eraser" • "Benson Be Gone" • "But I Have a Receipt" • "This is My Jam" • "Muscle Woman" "Temp Check" • "Jinx" • "See You There" • "Do Me a Solid" • "Grave Sights" • "Really Real Wrestling" • "Over the Top" "The Night Owl" • "A Bunch of Baby Ducks" • "More Smarter" • "First Day" • "Go Viral" • "Skunked" • "Karaoke Video"   Season Three "Stick Hockey" • "Bet to be Blonde" • "Skips Strikes" • "Terror Tales of the Park" • "Camping Can Be Cool" • "Slam Dunk" "Cool Bikes" • "House Rules" • "Rap it Up" • "Cruisin'" • "Under the Hood" • "Weekend at Benson's" • "Fortune Cookie" "Think Positive" • "Skips vs. Technology" • "Butt Dial" • "Eggscellent" • "Gut Model" • "Video Game Wizards" • "Big Winner" "The Best Burger in the World" • "Replaced" • "Trash Boat" • "Fists of Justice" • "Yes Dude Yes" • "Busted Cart" "Dead at Eight" • "Access Denied" • "Muscle Mentor" • "Trucker Hall of Fame" • "Out of Commission" • "Fancy Restaurant" "Diary" • "The Best VHS in the World" • "Prankless" • "Death Bear" • "Fuzzy Dice" • "Sugar Rush" • "Bad Kiss"   Season Four "Exit 9B" • "Starter Pack" • "Terror Tales of the Park II" • "Pie Contest" • "150 Piece Kit" • "Bald Spot" • "Guy's Night" "One Pull Up" • "The Christmas Special" • "T.G.I. Tuesday" • "Firework Run" • "The Longest Weekend" • "Sandwich of Death" "Ace Balthazar Lives" • "Do or Diaper" • "Quips" • "Caveman" • "That's My Television" • "A Bunch of Full Grown Geese" "Fool Me Twice" • "Limousine Lunchtime" • "Picking Up Margaret" • "K.I.L.I.T. Radio" • "Carter and Briggs" • "Skips' Stress" "Cool Cubed" • "Trailer Trashed" • "Meteor Moves" • "Family BBQ" • "The Last LaserDisc Player" • "Country Club" "Blind Trust" • "World's Best Boss" • "Last Meal" • "Sleep Fighter" • "Party Re-Pete" • "Steak Me Amadeus"   Season Five "Laundry Woes" • "Silver Dude" • "Benson's Car" • "Every Meat Burritos" • "Wall Buddy" • "A Skips in Time" • "Survival Skills" "Terror Tales of the Park III" • "Tants" • "Bank Shot" • "Power Tower" • "The Thanksgiving Special" • "The Heart of a Stuntman" "New Year's Kiss" • "Dodge This" • "Portable Toilet" • "The Postcard" • "Rigby in the Sky with Burrito" "Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit" • "Saving Time" • "Guitar of Rock" • "Skips' Story" • "Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys" "Bad Portrait" • "Video 101" • "I Like You Hi" • "Play Date" • "Expert or Liar" • "Catching the Wave" • "Gold Watch" • "Paint Job" "Take the Cake" • "Skips in the Saddle" • "Thomas Fights Back" • "Bachelor Party! Zingo!!" • "Tent Trouble" • "Real Date"   Season Six "Maxin' and Relaxin'" • "New Bro on Campus" • "Daddy Issues" • "Terror Tales of the Park IV" • "The End of Muscle Man" "Lift With Your Back" • "Eileen Flat Screen" • "The Real Thomas" • "The White Elephant Gift Exchange" "Merry Christmas Mordecai" • "Sad Sax" • "Park Managers' Lunch" • "Mordecai and Rigby Down Under" • "Married and Broke" "I See Turtles" • "Format Wars II" • "Happy Birthday Song Contest" • "Benson's Suit" • "Gamers Never Say Die" "1000th Chopper Flight Party" • "Party Horse" • "Men in Uniform" • "Garage Door" • "Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special" "Not Great Double Date" • "Death Kwon Do-Livery" • "Lunch Break" • "Dumped at the Altar"   Season Seven "Dumptown U.S.A." • "The Parkie Awards" • "The Lunch Club" • "Local News Legends" • "The Dome Experiment Special" • "Birthday Gift" "Cat Videos" • "Struck by Lightning" • "Terror Tales of the Park V" • "The Return of Party Horse" • "Sleep Cycle" • "Just Friends" "Benson's Pig" • "The Eileen Plan" • "Hello China" • "Crazy Fake Plan" • "Win That Prize" • "Snow Tubing" • "Chili Cook Off" "Donut Factory Holiday" • "Gymblonski" • "Guys Night 2" • "Gary's Synthesizer" • "California King" • "Cube Bros" "Maellard's Package" • "Rigby Goes to the Prom" • "The Button" • "Favorite Shirt" • "Marvolo the Wizard" • "Pops' Favorite Planet" "Pam I Am" • "Lame Lockdown" • "VIP Members Only" • "Deez Keys" • "Rigby's Graduation Day Special"   Season Eight "One Space Day at a Time" • "Cool Bro Bots" • "Welcome to Space" • "Space Creds" • "Lost and Found" • "Ugly Moons" "The Dream Warrior" • "The Brain of Evil" • "Fries Night" • "Spacey McSpaceTree" • "Can You Ear Me Now?" • "Stuck in an Elevator" "The Space Race" • "Operation Hear No Evil" • "Space Escape" • "New Beds" • "Mordeby and Rigbecai" • "Alpha Dome" "Terror Tales of the Park VI" • "The Ice Tape" • "The Key to the Universe" • "No Train No Gain" • "Christmas in Space" "Kill 'Em with Kindness" • "Meet the Seer" • "Cheer Up Pops" • "A Regular Epic Final Battle"   The Lost Tapes "Fix That Tape" • "Skips' Luau" • "Blade Games" • "Nap Spot" • "Coffee Shop Wars" • "Boba or Bo-Bust" • "Corpse Flower" "Beginson" • "Good Mitch Spiking" • "Stilt Walkers"   Shorts "The Naive Man from Lolliland" • "2 in the AM PM" • "The Pilot" • "Ra-Ha Ringtone" • "Steak Me Amadeus Commercial" "USA! USA!" • "Fun Run" • "OOOHH!!!" • "Break Time" • "Ninja Shoes" • "Coming Soon" • "Sick Day" • "Pizza Pouch Drop" "The 1973 Tetherball Championship Trophy" • "2001: A Nap Odyssey" • "Time Loop" • "Synth Buttons" "Robot Rap Battle" • "Space Worm"   Movie "Regular Show: The Movie"